"I'm developing a type of flower that eats cigarette smoke. Think you would want one? Well, when I finally do make the plant?"
”Would it count as a pet? ‘Cause all I’d need is a plant to complete the Zoo I own at my pla— wait a sec-… Are you really willing to give me a very good excuse against people who want me to drop smoking?”
”Listen up, everyone! I have a very important— life changing announcement to do:
”…” [ — B U R P S ]
“Ah ♪ … That felt way lot better than I expected…”
”Anyway ! Thanks for your attention, ladies and gentlemen. You may now resume your previous activities.”
" Really? Enlighten me."
”Why? The least I’d want to do is waste someone’s precious time… ~”
" Not a fan I take it?"
”Oh, but I am! Speaking of unnecessary things is quite a hobby of mine.”
" So…how many of you actually think organisms from distant planets actually do exist, hmm?"
“Psh~… Don’t we have enough dealing with those spreading in this one?”
”Huh… How come someone remembered this? My, my… Not even that one remembered we share the same birth date. Oh well… Let’s not get into details! This answer comes late, but thank you, lovely <3”
Have you ever imagined Vani in a nurse suit?
[ I have. Several times. The bitch has no shame and would wear it proudly. ]