ukeriku asked:
"I'm developing a type of flower that eats cigarette smoke. Think you would want one? Well, when I finally do make the plant?"

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         ”Would it count as a pet? ‘Cause all I’d need is a plant to complete the Zoo I own at my pla— wait a sec-… Are you really willing to give me a very good excuse against people who want me to drop smoking?”

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         ”Listen up, everyone! I have a very important— life changing announcement to do:

"…"

                 ”…”                                    [ — B U R P S ]

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                                                              “Ah ♪ … That felt way lot better than I expected…”

         ”Anyway ! Thanks for your attention, ladies and gentlemen. You may now resume your previous activities.”

Midnight Show

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midnight show // the killers

i know what you want
i’m gonna take you to a midnight show tonight
if you can keep a secret
i got a blanket in the back seat on my mind

cosmicalvagabond:

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" Really? Enlighten me."

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         ”Why? The least I’d want to do is waste someone’s precious time… ~”

cosmicalvagabond:

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" Not a fan I take it?"

           ”Oh, but I am! Speaking of unnecessary things is quite a hobby of mine.”

cosmicalvagabond:

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" So…how many of you actually think organisms from distant planets actually do exist, hmm?"

          “Psh~… Don’t we have enough dealing with those spreading in this one?”

zexion-ienzo asked:
[Happy birthday!]

     ”Huh… How come someone remembered this? My, my… Not even that one remembered we share the same birth date. Oh well… Let’s not get into details! This answer comes late, but thank you, lovely <3

Anonymous asked:
Have you ever imagined Vani in a nurse suit?

[ I have. Several times. The bitch has no shame and would wear it proudly. ]

princepippa asked:
squeaks at u :0 have u ever met a talking ditto because u have now

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           ”A talking spewed gum? Yeah… It’d be my first time.” Let him have complete no knowledge about what a pokémon is.